29.12.06

I'll be home for Christmas

No sooner had Magnus left on Christmas Eve, PL was racing around wrapping things, packing a bag, on the phone and shortly after, out came my Sherpa. I could smell the food he was packing in the Kitchen-one, two, three meals-looks like we're staying overnight somewhere. We're not going to be home for Christmas.

We raced along 125th St to the the Metro North train station and were soon on our way to Mamaroneck. Christmas was going to be spent for the second year with Maisie. In fact that evening we were joined by Ernie, a tall gangly fellow, French like myself, a poodle without the fancy haircut. The three of us worked the room, quite dilligently, by that I mean we scoured the floor for rather interesting tidbits mainly crumbs of a variety of cheeses, a little goose pate, a splash of shrimp dip, one entire pig in a blanket. That was the amuse bouche. For main hardly anything- I did have some of the steak the next day. In my boredom I barked at Ernie just for the hell of it- he growled back rather passively, his tail wagging the whole time so it was for nothing.

Christmas morning was fun, Maisie and I were completely into her tongue ball. I was completely tortured by a laser light that I could never seem to quite catch. I got my very own stocking and my breakfast was ground Venison.

So why is the title of this post "I'll be home for Christmas" when clearly we weren't. Last year, as he often does PL was taking a look around the FBRN site and saw a photo of a Frenchie who was waiting to be adopted. A beautiful cream frenchie lying on a rug. She looked as if she was daydreaming. The thought that flashed in PL's head was that she was singing quietly to herself.
"Christmas eve will find me
Where the love light gleams
I'll be home for Christmas
If only in my dreams
"

He immediately worked on the design of a card which he donated to FBRN. The design was made available again this year in their CafePress store.

She's no longer waiting to be adopted so she must have found a home now and for her just, like me there was 'snow and mistletoe, and presents on the tree'

Ok there was no snow. But there's always another Frenchie daydreaming about going home over at FRBN. Read about their stories and think of them as we do at this time of year.

21.12.06

Guess who's coming to town

My usual ploy is this- casually pick up toy then hop playfully over to PL, while shaking toy like a polaroid, then sit and stare. I will do this for oh I don't know three minutes. If there's no response, I drop the toy, turn around and walk over to my daybed and plop myself down facing the other way from him. I don't do the whole digusted by the lack of attention thing too close to dinnertime just in case.

Then I try again. I lay on the bed thats right under his work chair and I kick and snort and roll around and make all kinds of guttural noises like I'm having a lot of fun and somebody's really missing out. This usually elicits a peek over the side of the chair and a laugh. Interesting. Didn't happen this time. I guess its time for the paws on chair accompanied by pleading begging mournful look. He looks at me, a thought crosses his brow and then the dreaded response-"I'm Busy".

There's been a bit of that lately and if memory serves me right its going to get worse. The conditon is called "deadline". They come and go, like a fever. The attention decreases, the walks are hurried, treats are forgotten, hours go by without even a glance from the computer, and then it breaks. Huge long meandering walks will follow with extended nap sessions and lots of TV.

I've been a good boy, I mean really, I've been nice, hardly pouted or cried-been good for goodness sake. And its paid off. Just when I thought was looking down the barrel of a mind numbing deadline episode guess who shows up with enough food and treats until Christmas Eve- Magnus. Welcome dude, lets get this party started.

10.12.06

The Gang's all Here

On Saturday we made our way up to Astoria where Magnus lives and had a fun time meeting up with a gangload of Frenchies. Check out the fun in the Cinema Room.

21.11.06

Chanson D'Automne

Now, as fall draws inevitably to its close, I come to the realisation that it is my favorite season.

First let me tell you about Autumn Leaves. A song for some, a visual feast for others, for me, a confession- its my favorite substrate. Its the very first outdoor substrate I encountered and their arrival each year, well it gives me goosebumps just to think about it. At first there's just a few, here and there,then.. a few more trapped at the feet of wire link fences to be scratched and freed. And then it increases and there are piles and mounds and huge great stretches of it that I dive into and kick up and then ahem well you know, like I said its my favorite substrate.

The cooler weather means walks, nice long ones with no fear of overheating and no worries about what time of day it is. PL seems to enjoy them more too, we go more often and we're out longer. And then, when we get home the radiators hiss and I nap with my nose pressed aginst the one in the dining room. "You'll burn yourself" PL scolds, but I ignore him.

This season of mellow fruitfulness also means apples from the farmers market. I will often find my lunchtime kong filled with cold cubes of a Braeburn or Mutsu or Fuji apple sealed with a dab of peanut butter.

16.11.06

International Treats

We are still in an international state of mind here at Chez MC and ask the question: Are treats more delectable in more far flung places in the world?

Over in Mumbai, Chorizo has what looks like a very interesting Treat Kebab, and what colors- a feast for the eye to boot. In Malaysia-Amber enjoys big and I mean Big treats-yes thats treats as in plural. Wait a minute, I sense a theme here, Gunter in Norway is also enjoying something considerably larger than anything I've ever been given. Obviously people food like sushi and popsicles are not a no no in Okinawa. Lucky Tigersan. Here we go again with the gigantic bone-nice for you Loui in Blighty.

Conclusion: Treats are more colorful and bigger outside Manhattan.

Update: I just had a little heart to heart with PL about this whole Treat situation and he assures me that we are being very cutting edge about all of this. We are practising what Trend Forecasters are predicting as the start of a massive new trend-"The Nu Austerity". Conspicuous abstention-Great.

9.11.06

All the Leaves are Brown and the Sky is Gray

There's nothing better on a cold rainy day in November to lift the spirit than to take a magic carpet internet ride to a warmer clime and to imagine what it may be like to be, say, in a five star hotel on the Cote D'azur. Like the Pension Milou, a mediterranean canine haven described as 'a spacious house that opens onto a large covered terrace which in turn leads into a large totally secure garden, fully fenced, where dogs can wander and play freely.'

If that in itself isn't already immediately a warming thought then read the heartwarming story of how it came to have its name. The owner of the hotel, Jilly Bennet writes a blog called 'Postcards from Pension Milou' and a recent post entitled 'Milou's Bench' tells the story of Milou, a beautiful black American Cocker Spaniel who its named after.
"One day in 1993, when Milou was three years old, he was brought to me by Madame Dana’s chauffeur. He booked him in for ‘about a month’ as Madame had to go into the Princess Grace Hospital in Monaco for an operation. The month became a year and eventually it became obvious that Madame wasn’t going to recover..."

P.S. Did this guy call it or what.

7.11.06

Running in Packs

On Sunday PL and I went to see a yearly NYC custom that very much resembles an ancient canine pastime - running in packs. The pack in this case was a formidable 37,000 strong, the event better known as the Marathon. We had a special reason to be there cheering on the runners as Maisie's Mom Heidi was out there running her first Marathon. We positioned ourselves first at 110th st and 5th Ave. The runners were a delight to watch as they hit the uppermost corner of Central Park, their faces lifting visibly as they recognized the last stretch .

We got a call from Maisie's dad tipping us off that her shoe tracker had indicated that she would be at 125th st in 20 mins. We made our way North-past live rap bands, African Drummers, Loud Speakers, a sea of crushed paper cups and most of all New Yorkers in force urging the runners on. Go Brian, Go Tom, Go Sarah....they shouted reading the names of strangers written across the runner's chests...it was just one gigantic NYC pack.

Sadly we missed Heidi, she was running faster than her predicted time and had zipped by before we got there- and then went on to finish her first Marathon in 4 hrs and 12 Minutes -Awesome.

3.11.06

Scary Monsters and Superfreaks

Halloween in New York City is superfreaky but in a good way. Our urban Halloween kicked off on Sunday at the Tompkins square Annual Halloween Contest and parade. What a creative crowd. The themes ranged the gamut from autobiographical; political; seasonal; to Asian, in fact Asian was very popular with the Pugs. Some were quite simply not thrilled to be there but most just lapped up the attention.

For a real scare we packed up my punk costume and PL's pumpkin and headed off to classic Halloween country-the suburbs- where a graveyard had mysteriously appeared overnight. The horror is on display in the Cinema Room .

1.11.06

Smart.......Like This

So apparently in the ranking of how smart is your breed, mine lurks embarrasingly somewhere in the lowest third. Number 58 , to be precise. Understanding of New Commands-40 to 80 repetitions. Obey first Command-30% of the time or better. Ouch. But this is all about obeying orders and commands...all very left brain. Left to our own devices, we can be very creative about learning things, for example I figured out that a rope swing can be converted into a very interesting plaything. Speaking about left brain, it took PL forever to figure out how to upload a higher resolution video onto the video hosting website, but he's turned the corner on that learning curve. So here's my right brain creative reinterpration of 'swing rope' properly uploaded in the Cinema Room.

26.10.06

One of the greatest Books ever Written by Anybody



Truman Capote had this to say about a book by one of his favorite authors:
Truman: Have you read the fantastic book by J.R.Ackerly called My Dog Tulip?
Andy: No
Truman: Well its one of the greatest books ever written by anybody in the world.

From Truman Capote: Conversations

Punch magazine declared it the "first highbrow dog book ever written". Christopher Isherwood considers it one of the "greatest masterpieces of animal literature". Its a book that often makes the list of undiscovered jewels or little known works of literature.

This contrasts with another more widely known masterpiece of animal literature-
Call of the Wild
by Jack London. The books dark tone however like the more eccentric relationship detailed in Ackerly's book are examples of 'adult' animal tales that have since disappeared from the literary scene in more recent times.

20.10.06

I Love Soccer


So I was featured back in September on flickrDogs with my Soccer Ball. Cute as that picture was, it doesn't really give you an indication of what my soccer skills are truly like. Problem solved. Fueled by a Bebel Gilberto remix, and with help from my tomboy girl Maisie, my fancy footwork is captured for posterity in our latest feature over in the Cinema room.

15.10.06

The Local, the Tourists & the Psycho Killer

Today on our weekend walk we encountered three archetypes commonly found in the New York City Area.

The Local -39th St Flea Market Stall Owner, burly guy, t shirt, flannel shirt, sweatpants.

Local: He's a French Bulldog, right? There's a lot of them come to the market these days. Whats his Name?
PL: Eti
Local: Eddie, Come here big guy. Look at the muscles on him. You fellas have a nice day now.


The Tourists
-Mr and Mrs British Tourist, elderly couple, church clothes.

Mr. British Tourist: Oh he's a lovely fellow isn't he? How old? Two? We have a Boston you know. He's a charming chap isn't he.
Later
Mr. British Tourist: Look dear there's that fellow I was telling you about.
Mrs British Tourist: Oh he's smashing isn't he. We have a Boston you know (she points to a Boston brooch on her lapel). Look at him foraging (I was investigating a crumpled paper bag on the ground). Oh you are gorgeous.


The Psycho Killer -Man on the No.1 subway train.

PL: May I? Pointing to a free seat half inhabited up by large man already inhabiting one other seat.
The man makes a small movement. PL tries to squeeze in
Psycho Killer: Don't start that fingernail sh*t with me. I'm in a bad mood today. Goddam m***f**** fingernails.
PL: Fingernails?
Sherpa jolts as PL gets up abruptly and moves down the train.

11.10.06

Pecorino and Tillamook Cheddar



Here's an interesting pair of cheeses.

Pecorino, native to Italy, who insisted on wandering into his owners photographs adding a 'vital touch' that launched a globe trotting supermodel career and interestingly a match with a female pointer, arranged by a devoted fan.

And there's Tilly. Tillamook Cheddar, named after an oregon cheese, and the self proclaimed 'world's preeminent dog artist'. Biting, scratching and tongue impressions composing an impressionistic image are the methods she employs working with 'shocking intensity sometimes to the point of destroying her creations'. The Village Voice called her "A Sham", Time Out declared her work 'a masterpiece of conceptualism. Her biography is out this month.

4.10.06

Piece of Sky

This could very well be the only photo of a dog seated as close as this to Anish Kapoor's Sky Mirror at the Rockefeller center. "I'm sorry sir, but dogs are not allowed in this area unless you carry him" barked the uniformed guard lady", after PL had taken the photo. Its the second in a series of poses in or part of public art in Manhattan. The first of course being the Gates.

Sorry Anish, your Cloud Gate in Chicago looks sensational, but Sky Mirror, not so much.

29.9.06

Californie Muse

There were other four legged creatures at the Villa La Californie but it was Lump the Dachshund that found himself immortalised in Pablo Picasso's paintings, in particular the "Las Meninas" series.

I am understandably fascinated by other muses, being one myself. What was the connection? What were the games they played? What were the incentives?

All is revealed in the recently published "Picasso & Lump: A Dachshund's Odyssey" a 100-page book of photographs taken in 1957 by David Douglas Duncan.

What's the deal with Iconic 20th Century Artists and Dachshunds?

27.9.06

Cinema Verite

French realism or "School of documentary film-making that aims to capture real events and situations as they occur without major directorial, editorial, or technical control. It first came into vogue around 1960 with the advent of lightweight cameras and sound equipment". Source

Or, roughly translated-PL discovered the movie function on his digital camera and tried out iMovie for the first time. Its all shaky hand held camera work, trendy black and white photograpy and there's a rocking soundtrack by Le Tigre. 'Dead Duck Tug Fight" Its real, it happened over the weekend while Magnus stayed over and its showing over in the Cinema Room.

24.9.06

Chien-gri-La



'Imagine yourself curled up in a soft bed next to a crackling fire, being scratched behind the ears… you find a biscuit on your pillow and begin to drift off to the soft sounds of Mozart'…Where am I ? Chien-gri-La? Nope-Madison WI at Club Bow-Wow.

OK how about this - 'personal suite, platform bed, comforter, toys, TV/DVD, 2 walks, 1 forty minute jaunt to dog park, feedings, unlimited bottled water, climate controlled facility, daily maid service, 24 hour on site care'-I'm at home right? No, wait, there's no bottled water here. It's Philadelphia, at the Mazzu Hotel. Want 42 wooded acres to go with that ? Check in to the Top Dog Country Club in Minneapolis.

One more time-'Imagine going away to an exclusive resort with fresh ocean breezes, restorative pools, pure filtered water, and manicured lawns on five magnificent acres of countryside. You stroll through a grape arbor, past a tranquil koi pond, fountains and waterfalls, then go for a swim and bask in the sun all day while an enthusiastic staff caters to your every need. And it's all surrounded by the most glorious canyon views Southern California has to offer'. That's Canyon Ranch right? Where the celebrities go? Yes. Well not exactly. Its Canyon View Ranch

Luxury Market infiltrates pet industry. Check. Coming up next folks- reality TV.

From: A dog's life, upgraded by Carla Baranauckas

22.9.06

She's Different



She's a tease. She's fast. I like soccer. So does she. I always let her win.

Sometimes we just hang out. Do fun stuff together. I met her when I was very young. I know she's got my back.

She's different.

19.9.06

Dogwalk



On Sunday we went on a big outing. In the bag, on the subway, and out we come on 41st and 7th avenue. As I emerge from my Sherpa, I see in the distance the white tents on Bryant park, where the fashionistas have been embroiled in the melee of Summer 07 previews. We go in the other direction towards Hells Kitchen to the flea market on 39th St. PL is uninspired by what's there we walk briskly through, hardly stopping. Then begins our trek to the flea market on 25th st. Outside Penn Station, a small group of Amish people are singing hymns. A couple of them are approaching the pedestrians.

"Would you like a Gospel Card sir ?", the Amish girl asks PL, he declines but her smile is unwavering. I take the opportunity to sniff the hem of her dress, recently laundered, dried in the sun, delicate particles of a rural life, still linger in the pale blue polyester.

The concrete sidewalks along eighth avenue however in sharp, pungent contrast, reek of the multitude of city dwellers, ooze from a thousand garbage bags from a thousand restaraunts, layer upon malodorous layer. Washed by the rain, bleached and hosed by the restaurants and then re trodden, re marked and re stained. Is this what they call ugly beautiful? Despite its foulness the complexity of the odors are spellbinding. My nose zigzags over the concrete, surfing an ocean of scent stories. If PL would only stop and let me reconstruct this one right here by the scaffolding, or that one on the stoop of a brownstone. The march to the flea market is however, relentless.

We both score at the market. PL finds a small jacquard curtain faded to the color of a pair of old blue jeans . I find new admirers who I lavish with butt wiggles, hand nuzzling and floor crawling. Its as if he read my mind, just as I was thinking what I might be having for Sunday Brunch, we had already walked ourselves to the subway station and it was time to get in my bag and head uptown. In the sherpa on the way home I daydreamed that Andrea Leon Talley and Anna Wintour on their way to dinner saw the Amish girl and pronounced her dress the perfect example of the new collapsed volume.

12.9.06

On Being a Muse



definition: Muse
n. A source of inspiration.
v. To consider or say thoughtfully; to reflect deeply


It is hard to define tangibly the nature of my occupation when it relates to the area of Muse. I myself am not in any way in control of this. Neither of course is pack leader. It is a moment's revelation, a string of coincidences that ignites the spark of inspiration or as they say 'conjures up' the muse.

For example, a few weeks ago, PL, while retooling this new internet den, was wondering what he could do about my 'voice'. Although his interests are primarily visual he can't ignore the importance of the written component to this here internet project. Not being a writer, he decided that some work was required, some research necessary to develop the idea of a 'voice' that could bring a perspective to the subject of life in the metropolis that would be particular to me. He looked over at me while he was thinking this. I was lying on my daybed at the time, just about to take my late morning nap, but noticing the intensity of thought behind his glance I decided to walk over to him. He smiled and bent his head down to greet my approach.

He had very recently had breakfast, an intruiging smell of cream cheese still lingered on him. Cream cheese is a rare delicacy only very occasionally doled out in minute portions as a treat. I leant in and sniffed gently around his lips to re-acquaint myself with its tangy milky odor. 'Perfume' he said immediately. 'I have to re-read 'Perfume' by Patrick Susskind he continued to mutter to himself. There it was. Eureka. Unwittingly I had given him the clue to his endeavour. My curious sniffs had reminded him of that novel which described in enormous detail the smells and scents of 18th century Paris as experienced by a murderous perfumier born with an unusal gift of smell.

"He would often just stand there, leaning against a wall or crouching in a dark corner, his eyes closed, his mouth half open and nostrils flaring wide, quiet as a feeding pike in a great, dark, slowly moving current. And when at last a puff of air would toss a delicate thread of scent his way, he would lunge at it and not let go. Then he would smell at only this one odor, holding it tight, pulling it into himself and preserving it for all time. The odor might be an old acquaintance or a variation of one; it could be a brand new one as well with hardly any similarity to anything he had ever smelled, let alone seen till that moment: the odor of pressed silk for example, the odor of a wild-thyme tea, the odor of brocade embroidered with silver thread, the odor of a cork from a bottle of vintage wine, the odor of a tortoiseshell comb."

Will this be how I 'reflect deeply' on life in the big pomme? Will it be my calling to render sketches of this city not in black and white celluloid like Woody or jazz inflected refrains like George, but to capture its aroma? With 25 times more olfactory receptors than humans, I can tell you one thing for sure-the city that never sleeps certainly smells and that dear reader will be a thing of significant interest for this muse.

9.9.06

The Observer

If the artwork on the homepage seems vaguely familiar to you , it's probably because it's an homage to another well known New York Emblem. In fact- the one belonging to that other New York Observer, home to the column written by Candace Bushnell that inspired the wildy popular TV series Sex & the City.

2.9.06

My Morning Walk

My very first walk , its exact route, has become the template for my daily morning walk, performed exactly and rarely with any diversion. As soon as we awake we go downstairs out of the building left on 7th Avenue past the morning line people of waiting for the M2 bus, past the corner deli and across the street and immediately down a lane that runs first past the children's playground then the tennis courts. At the top of the lane is when I make my first stop. Its a favored spot, many a neighbourhood canine marks the confluence of wire chain link, tarmac, weeds and miscellaneous scraps of litter. I am allowed a little time to take in the shift in the scent messages posted there since yesterday to which I add my own. Its never in exactly the same spot. When the weather is warm, the smell and debris of food eaten in the picnic area is powerful, evidence of the previous evening's cookouts linger in the bushes and the garbage cans spill over with greasy paper plates. I am quickly pulled away from all these distractions as soon as I have done my business.

We then move swiftly forward past two caged tennis courts separated by a walkway lined with benches and trees. To our right a chain link fence separates us from the rail yards that abutt the subway station housed underneath PS200. Depending on the time of day and the time of year the soundtrack to this particular stretch shifts, from either the rumble of a subway train, or the laughter and conversation of a group of summertime tennis players or the shrieks of children at the edges of the school playground. Just before we round the corner of the second set of tennis courts is another favored spot. Here a patch of ivy clutches to the chain link and spills onto the lane. I lunge towards it but pack leader holds me firmly on a short lease and insists I continue and we turn past the handball courts by the park keeper station where the park attendants are usually gathered and engaged in idle banter.

We are now at the start of Harlem Lane which runs down the back of a well maintained Housing Project. It is lined with trees, has a small grassed area, another children's playground, water fountains and two baseball courts. In the winter the lane can be completely iced over, in spring dusted in fallen lime colored blossom or blackened by stains from the fruit of the mulberry trees in the early summer but at this time of the morning it remains, almost always, without any other human activity except for the park attendants who will have a greeting for pack leader or myself.

We walk its entire length with determination until we reach the last basketball court and there by the chain link fence that separates this quiet empty sanctuary from the roar of traffic on Harlem River Drive I make preparations for my morning poop. There are cats that live there beyond the fence, underneath the highway, and there are squirrels in the trees and the occasional tramp that has spent the night on a nearby bench, all of whom might distract and I find myself staring and forgetting the purpose of our dallying. But no matter there are a couple more stops back on the way that I will be allowed to start the proceedings again, in fact most days even though things may begin here I often need to finish them elsewhere.

When we are on the last leg, the return portion of the lane by the tennis courts, we may meet one of the two locals that we might stop and have an exchange with. There is the Jehovah's Witness lady with her poodle, a strange fellow, not particularly sociable, I offer no more than a cordial greeting. Pack leader however will linger and listen curiously to the stories of her most recent travails, the death of her brother or a recent trip to Las Vegas. The other is the Poet man. "How's my buddy ?" he will say and I will strain to greet him my ears pinned back to recieve his large affectionate hand. He always laughs and comments on my friendliness and my sturdiness. Sometimes he says to PL,"What do you think of this one ?" and digs into his pocket pulling out a few scraps of paper, one of which will contain his most recently penned verse. There amid the grim urban landscape of stained concrete and rusted fences and stale barbecue smoke, our poet friend speaks of the shadows of trees on fresh snow or the glitter of a beautiful woman's eye.

Its not the seasonal variations or the unexpected diversions on our route that I enjoy most about my morning walk, its the constantness. Every day this ritual performed without fuss, a walking mantra expressed in an exact measure of footsteps, a physical chant treaded and retreaded over and over again, wordlessly the both of us, I waiting patiently for him as he sleepily pulls on his clothes, him waiting patiently for me as I sniff and search undecidedly for the perfect spot. Again and again, over and over, side by side.

18.8.06

Ch-ch-ch-changes

One thing you need to know about living with creative folk is their incessant need for exploration and the consequent change that it brings. I can relate-its an extension of a curious nature, and I certainly know all about that. When pack leader decided to create the Manhattan Chien website he encountered a new medium-HTML, as fascinating as a shadowy ball shaped object trapped under a chest of drawers. "Very curious, this code thingymajig", I could hear him mutter to himself late into the night. Many hundred hours of crude experimentation later, we have here ladies and Gentleman, the new Manhattan Chien site.

Being the closest living creature to PL, and privvy to all that goes on here let me sketch in the creative backstory to this endeavour. Buried under the scrawls and cut and paste experiments with code, lies an older canvas -that of the blogger template formerly known as scribe. The body of the scribe template, like a page from an old paperback novel triggered the creative process. He liked the visual theme of paper -he had been fascinated by the "papers" that I arrived with, my pedigree, veterinary reports and shipping documents all fascinated him with their official stamps and signatures. I actually have a folder of my own marked "Etienne /Documents" now expanded to include paperwork for a New york license, invoices for veterinary checkups and Letters of testimony that I have been neutered and vaccinated aginst rabies. Other pieces of ephemera duly saved include the labels that were stickered onto my original travel crate and our entry ticket to the Martha Stewart show. The paper theme continues with the artwork here that references old posters and postcards on faded and stained vintage paperstock, screenprints and watercolors on cold pressed art papers. C'est Voila- a portfolio of loose papers and documents filled with artwork, text and notes scribbled into the margins.

Its not just about looking pretty, and I know even more about that, the shift to blogger software also makes a subtantive change -its going to be more dynamic, more regularly updated. The stage is set, there's quite simply going to be a lot more of me, more regularly and in more detail. Am I exhausted by the prospect of it all? Not really, you see my job description is Companion and Muse. There is no heavy lifting, no code writing, no nothing, just being. Reclining adorably on my day bed may elicit an impromptu photo shoot, a bored scratch could trigger intensive research into holistic methods of flea prevention. Change is good, No?