29.9.06

Californie Muse

There were other four legged creatures at the Villa La Californie but it was Lump the Dachshund that found himself immortalised in Pablo Picasso's paintings, in particular the "Las Meninas" series.

I am understandably fascinated by other muses, being one myself. What was the connection? What were the games they played? What were the incentives?

All is revealed in the recently published "Picasso & Lump: A Dachshund's Odyssey" a 100-page book of photographs taken in 1957 by David Douglas Duncan.

What's the deal with Iconic 20th Century Artists and Dachshunds?

27.9.06

Cinema Verite

French realism or "School of documentary film-making that aims to capture real events and situations as they occur without major directorial, editorial, or technical control. It first came into vogue around 1960 with the advent of lightweight cameras and sound equipment". Source

Or, roughly translated-PL discovered the movie function on his digital camera and tried out iMovie for the first time. Its all shaky hand held camera work, trendy black and white photograpy and there's a rocking soundtrack by Le Tigre. 'Dead Duck Tug Fight" Its real, it happened over the weekend while Magnus stayed over and its showing over in the Cinema Room.

24.9.06

Chien-gri-La



'Imagine yourself curled up in a soft bed next to a crackling fire, being scratched behind the ears… you find a biscuit on your pillow and begin to drift off to the soft sounds of Mozart'…Where am I ? Chien-gri-La? Nope-Madison WI at Club Bow-Wow.

OK how about this - 'personal suite, platform bed, comforter, toys, TV/DVD, 2 walks, 1 forty minute jaunt to dog park, feedings, unlimited bottled water, climate controlled facility, daily maid service, 24 hour on site care'-I'm at home right? No, wait, there's no bottled water here. It's Philadelphia, at the Mazzu Hotel. Want 42 wooded acres to go with that ? Check in to the Top Dog Country Club in Minneapolis.

One more time-'Imagine going away to an exclusive resort with fresh ocean breezes, restorative pools, pure filtered water, and manicured lawns on five magnificent acres of countryside. You stroll through a grape arbor, past a tranquil koi pond, fountains and waterfalls, then go for a swim and bask in the sun all day while an enthusiastic staff caters to your every need. And it's all surrounded by the most glorious canyon views Southern California has to offer'. That's Canyon Ranch right? Where the celebrities go? Yes. Well not exactly. Its Canyon View Ranch

Luxury Market infiltrates pet industry. Check. Coming up next folks- reality TV.

From: A dog's life, upgraded by Carla Baranauckas

22.9.06

She's Different



She's a tease. She's fast. I like soccer. So does she. I always let her win.

Sometimes we just hang out. Do fun stuff together. I met her when I was very young. I know she's got my back.

She's different.

19.9.06

Dogwalk



On Sunday we went on a big outing. In the bag, on the subway, and out we come on 41st and 7th avenue. As I emerge from my Sherpa, I see in the distance the white tents on Bryant park, where the fashionistas have been embroiled in the melee of Summer 07 previews. We go in the other direction towards Hells Kitchen to the flea market on 39th St. PL is uninspired by what's there we walk briskly through, hardly stopping. Then begins our trek to the flea market on 25th st. Outside Penn Station, a small group of Amish people are singing hymns. A couple of them are approaching the pedestrians.

"Would you like a Gospel Card sir ?", the Amish girl asks PL, he declines but her smile is unwavering. I take the opportunity to sniff the hem of her dress, recently laundered, dried in the sun, delicate particles of a rural life, still linger in the pale blue polyester.

The concrete sidewalks along eighth avenue however in sharp, pungent contrast, reek of the multitude of city dwellers, ooze from a thousand garbage bags from a thousand restaraunts, layer upon malodorous layer. Washed by the rain, bleached and hosed by the restaurants and then re trodden, re marked and re stained. Is this what they call ugly beautiful? Despite its foulness the complexity of the odors are spellbinding. My nose zigzags over the concrete, surfing an ocean of scent stories. If PL would only stop and let me reconstruct this one right here by the scaffolding, or that one on the stoop of a brownstone. The march to the flea market is however, relentless.

We both score at the market. PL finds a small jacquard curtain faded to the color of a pair of old blue jeans . I find new admirers who I lavish with butt wiggles, hand nuzzling and floor crawling. Its as if he read my mind, just as I was thinking what I might be having for Sunday Brunch, we had already walked ourselves to the subway station and it was time to get in my bag and head uptown. In the sherpa on the way home I daydreamed that Andrea Leon Talley and Anna Wintour on their way to dinner saw the Amish girl and pronounced her dress the perfect example of the new collapsed volume.

12.9.06

On Being a Muse



definition: Muse
n. A source of inspiration.
v. To consider or say thoughtfully; to reflect deeply


It is hard to define tangibly the nature of my occupation when it relates to the area of Muse. I myself am not in any way in control of this. Neither of course is pack leader. It is a moment's revelation, a string of coincidences that ignites the spark of inspiration or as they say 'conjures up' the muse.

For example, a few weeks ago, PL, while retooling this new internet den, was wondering what he could do about my 'voice'. Although his interests are primarily visual he can't ignore the importance of the written component to this here internet project. Not being a writer, he decided that some work was required, some research necessary to develop the idea of a 'voice' that could bring a perspective to the subject of life in the metropolis that would be particular to me. He looked over at me while he was thinking this. I was lying on my daybed at the time, just about to take my late morning nap, but noticing the intensity of thought behind his glance I decided to walk over to him. He smiled and bent his head down to greet my approach.

He had very recently had breakfast, an intruiging smell of cream cheese still lingered on him. Cream cheese is a rare delicacy only very occasionally doled out in minute portions as a treat. I leant in and sniffed gently around his lips to re-acquaint myself with its tangy milky odor. 'Perfume' he said immediately. 'I have to re-read 'Perfume' by Patrick Susskind he continued to mutter to himself. There it was. Eureka. Unwittingly I had given him the clue to his endeavour. My curious sniffs had reminded him of that novel which described in enormous detail the smells and scents of 18th century Paris as experienced by a murderous perfumier born with an unusal gift of smell.

"He would often just stand there, leaning against a wall or crouching in a dark corner, his eyes closed, his mouth half open and nostrils flaring wide, quiet as a feeding pike in a great, dark, slowly moving current. And when at last a puff of air would toss a delicate thread of scent his way, he would lunge at it and not let go. Then he would smell at only this one odor, holding it tight, pulling it into himself and preserving it for all time. The odor might be an old acquaintance or a variation of one; it could be a brand new one as well with hardly any similarity to anything he had ever smelled, let alone seen till that moment: the odor of pressed silk for example, the odor of a wild-thyme tea, the odor of brocade embroidered with silver thread, the odor of a cork from a bottle of vintage wine, the odor of a tortoiseshell comb."

Will this be how I 'reflect deeply' on life in the big pomme? Will it be my calling to render sketches of this city not in black and white celluloid like Woody or jazz inflected refrains like George, but to capture its aroma? With 25 times more olfactory receptors than humans, I can tell you one thing for sure-the city that never sleeps certainly smells and that dear reader will be a thing of significant interest for this muse.

9.9.06

The Observer

If the artwork on the homepage seems vaguely familiar to you , it's probably because it's an homage to another well known New York Emblem. In fact- the one belonging to that other New York Observer, home to the column written by Candace Bushnell that inspired the wildy popular TV series Sex & the City.

2.9.06

My Morning Walk

My very first walk , its exact route, has become the template for my daily morning walk, performed exactly and rarely with any diversion. As soon as we awake we go downstairs out of the building left on 7th Avenue past the morning line people of waiting for the M2 bus, past the corner deli and across the street and immediately down a lane that runs first past the children's playground then the tennis courts. At the top of the lane is when I make my first stop. Its a favored spot, many a neighbourhood canine marks the confluence of wire chain link, tarmac, weeds and miscellaneous scraps of litter. I am allowed a little time to take in the shift in the scent messages posted there since yesterday to which I add my own. Its never in exactly the same spot. When the weather is warm, the smell and debris of food eaten in the picnic area is powerful, evidence of the previous evening's cookouts linger in the bushes and the garbage cans spill over with greasy paper plates. I am quickly pulled away from all these distractions as soon as I have done my business.

We then move swiftly forward past two caged tennis courts separated by a walkway lined with benches and trees. To our right a chain link fence separates us from the rail yards that abutt the subway station housed underneath PS200. Depending on the time of day and the time of year the soundtrack to this particular stretch shifts, from either the rumble of a subway train, or the laughter and conversation of a group of summertime tennis players or the shrieks of children at the edges of the school playground. Just before we round the corner of the second set of tennis courts is another favored spot. Here a patch of ivy clutches to the chain link and spills onto the lane. I lunge towards it but pack leader holds me firmly on a short lease and insists I continue and we turn past the handball courts by the park keeper station where the park attendants are usually gathered and engaged in idle banter.

We are now at the start of Harlem Lane which runs down the back of a well maintained Housing Project. It is lined with trees, has a small grassed area, another children's playground, water fountains and two baseball courts. In the winter the lane can be completely iced over, in spring dusted in fallen lime colored blossom or blackened by stains from the fruit of the mulberry trees in the early summer but at this time of the morning it remains, almost always, without any other human activity except for the park attendants who will have a greeting for pack leader or myself.

We walk its entire length with determination until we reach the last basketball court and there by the chain link fence that separates this quiet empty sanctuary from the roar of traffic on Harlem River Drive I make preparations for my morning poop. There are cats that live there beyond the fence, underneath the highway, and there are squirrels in the trees and the occasional tramp that has spent the night on a nearby bench, all of whom might distract and I find myself staring and forgetting the purpose of our dallying. But no matter there are a couple more stops back on the way that I will be allowed to start the proceedings again, in fact most days even though things may begin here I often need to finish them elsewhere.

When we are on the last leg, the return portion of the lane by the tennis courts, we may meet one of the two locals that we might stop and have an exchange with. There is the Jehovah's Witness lady with her poodle, a strange fellow, not particularly sociable, I offer no more than a cordial greeting. Pack leader however will linger and listen curiously to the stories of her most recent travails, the death of her brother or a recent trip to Las Vegas. The other is the Poet man. "How's my buddy ?" he will say and I will strain to greet him my ears pinned back to recieve his large affectionate hand. He always laughs and comments on my friendliness and my sturdiness. Sometimes he says to PL,"What do you think of this one ?" and digs into his pocket pulling out a few scraps of paper, one of which will contain his most recently penned verse. There amid the grim urban landscape of stained concrete and rusted fences and stale barbecue smoke, our poet friend speaks of the shadows of trees on fresh snow or the glitter of a beautiful woman's eye.

Its not the seasonal variations or the unexpected diversions on our route that I enjoy most about my morning walk, its the constantness. Every day this ritual performed without fuss, a walking mantra expressed in an exact measure of footsteps, a physical chant treaded and retreaded over and over again, wordlessly the both of us, I waiting patiently for him as he sleepily pulls on his clothes, him waiting patiently for me as I sniff and search undecidedly for the perfect spot. Again and again, over and over, side by side.